©2007 by Peter Bernhardt. All rights reserved.

Author's Notes:

Everyone's favorite juvenile crew member has just annoyed his way to a big promotion! Formerly just a diminutive freeloader, he is now the Cabin Commander! His scepter of command is the mighty plunger, his sword of justice a toilet brush, and his staff of righteousness a mop. Yes, this DEUCE ex machina (get it?) got the action moving in a way that feasible plot elements just couldn't handle! But you may ask yourself "Is it ethical to put a minor to work in unsanitary conditions?" Yes! It's the eighteenth century, pretty much everything is ethical! Those were simpler times...

Well, I hope you enjoyed today's comic after you got over the shock that I actually made a comic today! And I hope you are enjoying the Uggers & Jooge comics, which (I remind you) can be viewed every day this month by VOTING for me using the buttons to the right (it'd be really swell if you used both buttons too). Hope you're all avoiding holiday stress; don't worry, it'll all be over soon! Until next time, readers!